Trump Crowns Himself King And Challenges King Charles To A Joust
PALM BEACH —Trump crowned himself "God-Emperor of the Free World" at a Mar-a-Lago Wendy's, using a Burger King crown and McDonald's straws as a scepter. He then challenged King Charles to a "totally fair, very legal joust" via a 3 AM Truth Social rant. "I'll show Chuckie who's real royalty," Trump boasted.
Charles, caught mid-corgi yoga, sighed, "One supposes this beats small talk with Camilla," before proposing a "climate change denial duel" instead.
The joust's set for next month on Epstein's old island. Weapons? Golf clubs and rolled-up NDAs. First to cry "fake news" loses.
Vegas odds: Trump 3-1 favorite, citing "bone spurs give +5 armor."
Gen Z's take? "Monarchy's mid, but this shi* slaps."
TL;DR: A tweet a day, keeps sanity at bay
