RFK Jr. Injects Himself With Covid Claiming "The Worm In His Brain Can Defeat It"
In a plot twist that makes "Stranger Things" look tame, newly minted HHS Secretary RFK Jr. decided to one-up his own conspiracy theories. Live on TikTok, he injected himself with Covid-19, claiming the "brain worm" he's been nurturing could KO the virus.
"It's not a parasite, it's a feature!" he yelled, as his staff frantically dialed the CDC.
The worm, apparently named "Vaxxy," started its own Instagram, gaining more followers than RFK Jr. in minutes. #WormVsVirus trended worldwide, with Gen Z creating a dance challenge.
Meanwhile, actual scientists facepalmed so hard they time-traveled back to Wuhan, China 2019.
TL;DR: Brain worm > Vaccine
