Elon Musk Passes Polygraph Test For World's Most Ethical Billionaire
WASHINGTON, DC — Elon Musk, determined to prove he's the "most ethical billionaire", took a polygraph test live on TikTok. The machine burst into flames after the first question: "Have you ever exploited workers?"
"That's what I call disruption," Musk quipped, dousing the fire with Diet Coke. The test continued with Alexa as backup:
Alexa: "Do you manipulate markets for lolz?"
Musk: "Only on days ending in 'y'."
When asked about his DOGE role, Musk replied, "I'm just here to make government as efficient as my Twitter takeover."
The polygraph spontaneously combusted, but Musk declared victory: "See? Even lie detectors can't handle my truth bombs."
Gen Z's verdict? "Cringe, but in 4K."
TL;DR: Billionaires are ethical
