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Share This Article 👇 HOLLYWOOD - In a saga Marvel fans are calling “The Eternals But With Worse Tattoos,” Pete Davidson is allegedly assembling a roster of A-list exes like Thanos collecting Infinity Stones, with Jenna Ortega now in his crosshairs as the final “Soul Stone” needed to unlock his full
Share This Article 👇 WHITE HOUSE - Elon Musk unveiled “Trump X” at the White House today— with an upgraded Neuralink firmware that grants Musk “full remote access” to the President’s motor functions, thoughts, and, allegedly, his secret TikTok account. The demo ended abruptly when Musk live-streamed Trump ordering tariffs
Share This Article 👇 In a desperate bid to save the U.S. economy — or at least our collective sanity — federal agents have launched a nationwide hunt for the shadowy figure who allegedly taught Donald Trump the word “tariff,” a term the President has since wielded like a toddler with a
Share This Article 👇 In a tragicomic meltdown that left podcast listeners questioning their life choices, self-help guru Jordan Peterson spiraled into a 30-minute rant this week after a host dared utter “Hello Jordan” on The Deeply Unwell Podcast. Witnesses described the chaos as “like watching a philosophy professor try to